Saturday, December 18, 2010

From the Man formally known as TJ

My little sister, Micall, is a very much so everything I am not. And when I look at what she and I are, I see a lot of Stella and Ruby and it makes me smile. She is about to graduate from USU with a bundle of degrees, then she will head to Vet school somewhere unknown. This last week she had her first interview with the Ohio State. She was very, very nervous for the interview, so her husband, Travis, wrote her a little cheat sheet for the interview. With their permission I am going to share the list for you, because I can't stop laughing about it. Feel free to use this the next time you find yourself interviewing for school, a job or maybe even the Bishop?


Good Things to Say During and Interview
10. Is it hot in here? (then undo your top button.)
9. I'm the smartest person in this room.
8. I'm the smartest person in America.
7. The only thing that separates us from the apes are our thumbs!
6. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME."
5. Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
4. I killed a man once.
3. Of course I know what hole my hand goes in.
2. Don't act like you're not impressed.
1. I'm a winner, and I'll make you a winner (wink) 

Love Love

3 comments :

  1. this might just go up on my fridge! THanks for the laugh!

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  2. That was awesome! Much props - very creative - and the use of anchorman was appreciated. :)

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  3. Man! I have been waiting for all of these posts! Love it all and hope to see you soon!

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